Of course I am too late. Damn this shit. Sinterklaas evening was on the 5th of December. For those who don't know Sinterklaas, there is also wiki to help you out. But I don't want to post about Sinterklaas parties, but about a very bad Dutch horror-movie Sint, which does the complete the opposit, a Sint slaughter party.
Is it a good movie?
You have seen all the scary parts too many time in other movies
and the script is not really good.
So why I liked it?
I like the idea of a zombie Sint, the setting where the film takes place, yes Amsterdam again, and the Dutch humor in the dialogs and the whole movie.
When you have seen the trailer, you have seen almost half the movie, and here comes the reason I want to post this. The music in the film and in the trailer are so easy to forgot, another thumbsdown. However some inspired YouTuber took the (Dutch) trailer of Sint (Saint for the rest of the world), replace the violins and the singing child with a metal parodie on the first modern Sinterklaas song, originally from Henk & Henk, now performed by Henk samen met Goddess of Desire.
It's called: "Satansklaas, je kent hem wel". I just wanna say, better one bad Sinterklaas metal song, than 10 children’s choirs singing Sinterklaas stuff.
I had an idea to subtitle this clip with English lyrics, but then I had to re-upload it.
Too much work. So here are the lyrics in Dutch and English (sort of - powered by Bing -).
See the differences between the Dutch and English film posters ?
Is it a good movie?
You have seen all the scary parts too many time in other movies
and the script is not really good.
So why I liked it?
I like the idea of a zombie Sint, the setting where the film takes place, yes Amsterdam again, and the Dutch humor in the dialogs and the whole movie.
When you have seen the trailer, you have seen almost half the movie, and here comes the reason I want to post this. The music in the film and in the trailer are so easy to forgot, another thumbsdown. However some inspired YouTuber took the (Dutch) trailer of Sint (Saint for the rest of the world), replace the violins and the singing child with a metal parodie on the first modern Sinterklaas song, originally from Henk & Henk, now performed by Henk samen met Goddess of Desire.
It's called: "Satansklaas, je kent hem wel". I just wanna say, better one bad Sinterklaas metal song, than 10 children’s choirs singing Sinterklaas stuff.
I had an idea to subtitle this clip with English lyrics, but then I had to re-upload it.
Too much work. So here are the lyrics in Dutch and English (sort of - powered by Bing -).
| SATANKLAAS, JE KENT HEM WEL (DUTCH) | SATANKLAAS, YOU KNOW HIM (ENGLISH) |
| Godverdekut! | Damnthisshit! |
| Toen me werd verteld | When I was told that |
| dat Sinterklaas niet echt bestaat, | Sinterklaas doesn't really exist, |
| knapte er iets in mijn kop. | something was snapped in my head. |
| Zo wat was ik kwaad. | So what was I evil. |
| Ik raakte aan de zware shag | I hit the heavy shag |
| en werd een satanist. | and became a Satanist. |
| Laat mij maar naar de hel gaan. | Let me go to hell. |
| Hier is niemand die me mist. | Here is no one who misses me. |
| Wanneer ik naar de hel toe ga | When I go to hell |
| wat vast niet lang meer duurt, | which doesn't last long, |
| weet ik dat ik een plekje krijg | I know I'll get a spot |
| bij Satan in de buurt. | near Satan. |
| Dan zeg ik rooie rakker, | Then I say grubbing R, |
| moet je horen, ouwe pik. | you must hear, Ole Dick. |
| Heb jij voor mij wat water | Do you have some water for me |
| want je huis staat in de fik. | because your house is in the flame. |
| Refr. (2x) | Refr. (2x) |
| Satanklaas, je kent hem wel. | Satan Klaas, you know him. |
| Satanklaas, Satanklaas, | Satan Klaas, Satan Klaas, |
| met zn allen naar de hel. | with Zn all to hell. |
| Wanneer ik slechte dingen doe | When I do bad things |
| dan hoop ik op bezoek. | then I hope to visit. |
| Mijn koffers staan al ingepakt | My suitcases are already wrapped |
| in één of andre hoek. | in one or Andre Hoek. |
| Satan, alsjeblieft heb je | Satan, please |
| een vuurtje voor me, vriend. | have a fire for me, friend. |
| Wanneer kom je me halen | When you come to pick me up |
| want de hel heb ik verdiend. | because the hell I deserved. |
| Refr. (2x) | Refr. (2x) |
| Lucifer | Lucifer |
| Hellehonden (4x) | Hell Dogs (4x) |
| Corps paint Piet | Corps Paint Piet |
| Hete vlammen (4x) | Hot Flames (4x) |
| Eeuwig vuur | Eternal Fire |
| Hellehonden (4x) | Hell Dogs (4x) |
| Zes, zes, zes, | Six, six, six, |
| zes, zes, zes. | six, six, six. |
| Hete vlammen (4x) | Hot Flames (4x) |
| De slechtste mensen zijn er allemaal. | The worst people are all there. |
| Branden voor eeuwig (6x) | Burn Forever (6x) |
| Een warm onthaal. | a warm welcome. |
| Toen ik erachter kwam | When I found out that |
| dat Sinterklaas niet echt bestaat, | Sinterklaas doesn't really exist, |
| knapte er iets in mijn kop. | I snapped something into my head. |
| Fuck, wat was ik kwaad. | Fuck, what I was evil. |
| Ik raakte aan de sterke drank | I hit the liquor |
| en werd een satanist. | and became a Satanist. |
| Laat mij maar naar de hel gaan. | Let me go to hell. |
| Hier is niemand die me mist. | Here is no one who misses me. |
| Refr. (4x) | Refr. (4x) |
| Zes, zes, zes, | Six, six, six, |
| zes, zes, zes. | six, six, six. |
See the differences between the Dutch and English film posters ?
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